Blessèd be the Plug in and all those that Worship them
Let us pray.
We humble ourselves before thee O Plug ins that your Might and Power may Grace the
Recordings that we make each day and the atmosphere created by Thee may take us to new
heights of Inspiration even unto the Blessèd Record Deal. Bless us and protect us from
our enemies, the Church of Hardware Supremacy and the Followers of the Analog Heresy and
lead us not into Karaoke. Forgive us our Computer Games and Television that we may not be
as Slaves unto them as we are unto Thee.
Amen
And the Blessing of DPole be
upon you.
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We are now entering the Inner
Temple so please be respectful of the silence of the Inner Members of the Order.
Devotion and prayer to the Plug ins is of paramount importance here, and to keep
them pleased, offerings should be made by those who can afford it to the Temple concerned,
in order to ensure their future wellbeing and growth. Please read :
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When you are ready you may
want to visit the Chapel of Devotion where you may kneel (grovelling mats are provided)
before graven Images of the Lords your Gods to pray for Guidance and read Dedications,
both Good and Bad, written by a follower, Frater midiOT :
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The Great Work
And here is a Document containing the names of as many of our Gods and their powers, as
the Order has managed to seek out. This Document is continuously under revision by our
resident scholar, Fr. midiOT and should be considered his Penance and his Great Work for
the Brethren. It is enigmatically titled :
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In the event of a raid by our
enemies, the Church of Hardware Supremacy(CHS) and The Followers of the Analog
Heresy(FAH), or Fire Hazard, please follow the Brothers in an orderly fashion to the
subterranean tunnels, where you will be able to escape to safety to other Temples
affiliated to this one.
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Try to avoid the Dungeon area
wherein is kept that which displeases the Order, that it may be reviled and chastised. If
you must look in, No Spitting please, but missiles are acceptable and please return the
asbestos suits when you are finished. If Curses are forwarded to the site, they will be
chanted in here after morning and evening Mass :
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Whilst clearing away the Dust
and Debris left by the previously Godless Fr. midiOT, members of the Order came upon a set
of stairs leading up to an ancient Library. With the help of many of the Brotherhood, the
Library has been renovated and is now open to Believers. One Brother, Fr.Opinionati has
taken it upon himself to act as the Librarian and Curator, and for this we are truly
grateful.
Herein, Fr.Opinionati has prepared some Rare Texts and Manuscripts which he kindly makes
accessible to all, including an Exquisite, Hand Tooled and Leather Bound Cakewalk8 Manual
in a massive 10 Volume set. If you have any Manuals that others may need, please mail
either here or the Library.
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Our scholar is working night and day to bring you news of New Masters for your worship. Any new information concerning these will be considered a Gift which may help your Advancement in the Order. Such information, Prayers, Confessions and Penances should be sent to:
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